One of our readers spotted this utterly obnoxious Porsche Panamera on a recent trip to Sin City and all I can say is what a waste. Each to their own and everything but I’m not sure this is what the boys from Porsche had in mind when they dropped the brand’s first dour door saloon on us. I mean the car has been on the market for 10 minutes and people are already coming up with countless ways to ruin it. Yes, we get it, carbon fiber is very in right now. But that doesn’t mean you have to coat half the body in it. Even the damn headlights have a carbon trim. With all the boy racer wings, air damns and diffusers installed to cut the wind, I wonder if this thing will ever even participate in a track day. Feel free to speculate as to the owner’s intentions after the jump.
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I must say the custom side skirts go someway to balance out it’s already goofy proportions, but that’s the only thing going for it…
and i didnt think the Panamara could get any goofier lookin
Agreed.
there’s bits that work and there’s bits that don’t
but let’s face it… the panamera isn’t a pretty car to start with
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not a big fan of the panamera, but I llike this one. again someone had to do it
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i wonder why the words “circus wagon” come to mind as i view these pics? more dollars than sense also seems correct.
I give a lot of credit…
…to the amazing salesman that goaded the owner into the silly upgrades. Way to upsell
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